I'm ashamed to admit

it but I only picked up on the gem below via Private Eye's "Riotballs" a collection of clippings throwing a lot of heat but not a lot of light on the recent unpleasantness in London.
It might not be up there with The Courier's past historical record of (ahem) " localising" the impact of cataclysmic events, but its an honourable  addition to that proud headline record that includes :" Torry man grows giant marrow" - on the day WW1 was declared.
 Michty me etc.