God looks fondly upon your editor and says "Go on mate, have a go at this." Such was the case this very day, dear reader, when Lord Snooty announced a "Great " Britain poster and postcard campaign to boost (ahem) "The UK" ahead of the London Olympics. Y-ee-ss.
I think we shall return more than once to a theatrical production that is really about Southern England with brief walk on parts for "Oop North" and Scotland.And, as far as I can see, Wales and NI don't even get a spear to carry. Nae luck.