Note to the sports editor at The Skintman

 If you're going to publish a feature in which Craig Whyte protests his innocence of all doing wrong at Rangers, its probably best not to illustrate the piece thusly:

The possible caption, "I'm saying nothing 'til my lawyer gets here" virtually writes itself.
 Unless, of course the editor,  probably facing the tin tack like the rest of what's left of the paper's editorial team, has just thought to himself, "Fuck it, who cares anyway?"