BBC Headlines:semiotics 101

What the headline says:

Rangers: Charles Green 'to depart' chief executive role

By Chris McLaughlin and Alasdair LamontBBC Scotland

Comments (258)

Charles Green has indicated to the Rangers board he will leave his role as chief executive of the club.

what the headline actually means:

Rangers: Charles Green to get the fuck out of Dodge

By Chris McLaughlin and Alasdair LamontBBC Scotland

Comments (258)

Charles Green has indicated to the Rangers board he has a limo outside with the engine running...