Saturday 31 August 2013

The sight and text of no straw left un-clutched at...

Darling: Independent Scotland would lack international clout due to future paucity of fuckin' gunboats presumably, or some other bollocks.

Speaking at the launch of the Glasgow Better Together campaign, Alistair Darling warned that an independent Scotland would lack diplomatic clout in dealing with international crises like Syria.In a admirable performance, Mr Darling, shown below, actually managed to keep his face straight while deliberately ignoring the manifest fact that the current UK set up has no clout in dealing with international crises like Syria either. 
Leaders from the Better Together camp met today for the official Glasgow launch of their campaign, to set the case for Scotland remaining in the UK with the message it would be the 'best of both worlds'
 Mr Darling warned that Scottish influence in deciding the final winner of Strictly would also suffer after independence and deciding who got thrown out of Big Brother would be a non starter frankly.

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